Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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