He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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