lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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