covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
why is half of my head shaved?
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