Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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