That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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