He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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