Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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