whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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