Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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