No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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