But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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