I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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