Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I will be naked everywhere
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize