I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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