found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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