check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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