He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
