she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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