how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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