This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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