Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize