My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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