so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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