Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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