He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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