I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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