real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
