Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You are the jesus of drinking
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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