He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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