I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
