p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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