'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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