talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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