so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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