I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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