Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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