piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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