when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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