dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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