i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
honey bunches of taint.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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