this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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