did you get engaged???
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
