Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
