You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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