drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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