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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something

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(661): View more from California

this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"

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(281): View more from Texas

Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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(714): View more from California

It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.

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(678): View more from Georgia

SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE

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(443): View more from Maryland

on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed

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