i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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