Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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