He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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