Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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