I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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