high people should be assigned attendants
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
being pregnant is like rehab
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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