That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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