did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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