So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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