I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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