I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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